Dungeons and Dragons: Jade Regent (The story so far)

Ux now write ux's knowingz

Ux is orc dragonborn. When Ux is little my klan has been ded. Dragon found Ux and takes gud care of ux til Ux is bigga n stronga. Dragon teach ux killy magik and powar of Bahamut. Ux luv this Bahamut and will fight for my new boss. He callz Ux a Kruzada for Bahamut.

When Ux dragon daddy is ded. He tell ux go east. Ux will go east! Then Ux leave montain and Ux meet adventurers going east! Ux followz! Dis here adventures is going to Waaa to make preeti gurl Akemi to be new Emphres of Waa.

Ux also will helpz because.... er..... er..... Ux forgot, but theys takin Ux go places wit plenty of big fings ta kill n it makes ux happy.

This Ux's party now:

 Dis wun does Sneaky Magik and Bewb Sorsery

Dis wun shootz, lockpikz, healz Ux, and talks to herself

 Dis wun is Supa-Powahferl!!

We travellz a long way frum Faerun to Waaa. In Waa, a fox sprit toldz us ta go find Sohei who helpz Akemi be next Empheres. Sohei sez the throne now is taken care by Jed Regent since da last Emphra left it and go to sum island. Akemi iz da onlyz rightferl heir to da thronez. Da Jed Regent haz powerful deamon fingz that serves him. Ux like killing them deamon fings!

Then he sez we nids the Geishas, Ninja Clans, and da Daimyo (They kall bosses Daimyos in Waa). We talk to the ninjas and they sed the Jed Reagent's own ninja clan will send them most sneaky and killy assassin to kills us and they is will only join if we ripps the assassin's ead. So we did.

Then da Daimyo's amry willz only joins us if we kills the ole evil Daimyo and his brotha replaces him. Well no nid, he kills himself wen he found he served evil and iz dishonored or sumfing.

The Geishas will only joinz us if we rescued their missing Geisha gurl. Turns out, her father napp er to an island to take his wife's soul to...... er Ux forgot the rest. Too complex and it urtz Ux's head. But we killz ta bad guy and rescued da gurl.

So wez nowz has da Daimyo, Geishas an the Ninjaz clans (well, sum ninjaz clans) on our side and theys waiting to take call a Waaaaagh.... er Ux meanz waiting fer a revolushan ta start.

But first we is needz to go sneaky into da biggast City in Waa. Das where the Jed Regent lives! Akemi nids ta do sum blessy ritual fing and to mess wit da city so da Jed Regent is all surprised and unprepared.