This time. Ux and party is go magic island is for Akemi ta getz tha blessing spirits of ol ded emprahz. The island iz protekted wit good magikz so Ded Wun can't come. He sez he has allergiz or sumfing. To go island, Ux, Invisi-gurl, Kaboom Shoota, an Akemi ridez on Mista Gigoro's ship.
The island iz fulla stony slabz wit scribblez. We go into small house with evan bigga slabz. Akemi kneelz an sprikelz holi watar on the slabz. Then a ol lady appearz and sez she kno where find Emprah's tombz we follows but tha lady then dissapearz all sneaky-like. All hags are leik dis. Da evil ghosties then appearz an go into Invisi-gurl an Kaboom Shoota's body. Ux and Akemi saves them!
Now we is lost. Akemi playz magic plucky music to know fings. She then pointz da way. We see ghosty fings blocking da way. Ux wan smash them all but Invisi-gurl has sneaky plan!
Problemz no more! (Chan Sing: To understand what is that gem, read my post for Tomb of Horrors. Not yet out)
Nex part is Ux's favoritz, there are big monstas for Ux to kill! But no get to smash much. Kaboom-shoota's splosive twanks killz them fast with flashy finish.
Ux sad....
Then we locatz da ol ded emprah's shrine. There we meets Akemi's ol ded kin. She very nice to Ux. Ux leik all fings that gives Ux da healz. She sez she will give her house blessing to Akemi if we kills her other evil kin. Ux acceptz mission, Ux liek kill fings for people that is nice to Ux.
Then we meetz da last emprah. The ex-emprah is all ghosty an transparant-ish. He sez he left da throne coz his advisa da jade regent trikz him into finking he iz gonna die coz people are tryin ta sneaky stab im. And he lost his 'ead for sum reason. He too will bless Akemi if we can recover his 'ead and his body. Ta gets the otha klanz blessings is arda coz sumfing evil is stoppin otha gud ex-emprah spirits from konnecting to island. We needs to kills da evil fings happening on da island. But the evil kin, missin ead, n the evil fings are all inside the ole of hell on this island.
We leave Akemi wit the ole emprah coz the hell ole is guarded by magik gate that stopz good fings frum going out. Invisi-gurl an Kaboom shoota are not good so there is no problemz. Ux is nuteral too koz Ux too dumb to understand gud n bad. We reachz da hell ole on magik horsies konjured by Invisi-gurl. We ride into da hole and have to fight slime demons! the smile deamons can tellyporta and their attackz clogs Ux's breathing oles! We escapes and found another ole emeprah. He says he is the first emprah of Waaa an the deamons that attack us are all his! Invisi-gurl done made that emprah more nica to us tho.
Invisi-gurl's boob sorcery did not works well on dis emprah
The ex-emprah sez he is willing to call off the deamons. Then Ded Wun appears! He sez the hell ole negates his allergiz. The ex-emprah says he has no the ead and the evil kin but he shows us the way coz he also wuns them ded. So we goes into that direksion an found the evil kin with tentacle magiks. (Ux heard tentacles iz all da craze in Waaa.) Ux almost gets Ux's oles violated but Ded Wun with his powah beating stik done right smash em all ded.
But before dyin, the evil kins sez "ito sent u right?" afta that she dies. Ux go back to first emprah an ask who is Ito. He sez it is a nekro-magikman called Ito Sojinawa. He lives in da deepa levelz of hell and very dangerous and likely da man who done all evil fings stoppin the good spirits konneckting to island. So we travels into deepa hell.
Inside deepa hell, it is a cave lotsa watar wit beaches on the edge. We found a boat that stops on one of the beaches. So move until we see 2 fings. they says he will only gives us wot we want if we give bitz of our souls. Ux dunno wot soul is but Ux dun leik is tone so Ux began charging to poke them ded. But Ux got sucks into magik rock! But it only for short moment coz Ux explodes out of tha gem. (Chan Sing: The only reason Ux manages to escape out of the gem is because Ux is unwittingly carrying the spirit of an evil cleric. The gem overloads if it has to suck in more than 1 soul. More on that in my post on Mel. Not out yet.)
Now Ux is free, Ux done right poke one ded an Ded Wun smash anotha one ded. Then Ux go finds Ito, before that Ux gets to fight da Bony Champion and smash em ded. Then Ux blinks on top a giant bat an stabby the bat to death. Ux found the ex-emprah's missin ead n body. Ux rush to getz da head but then anotha dead-bony ghosty man appears outa now where. Talk is very short.
He sed it and its gud enuf for Ux
So ghosty bad man is ded... again... Ux sad coz no has magik treasure coz ghost got no items Ux can hold. So we found ead n body, kill evil kin, stop evil fings in hell. Time to go see Akemi. The ex-emprah was happy to getz body n ead back n ask if we kan kre-mat it.
Then da good ol emprah spirits can now come back to the islands. Akemi happy coz she gets the blessing of five royal clanz from the good spirits. Ux happy coz Ux gets experiance and money for arder eavy armour! So we left da island for next adventure.
Oh, we then go back a while to kill sneaky ol hag, then leave island for gud.
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